Remember, This is COMEDY
Who do we blame for LBGTQ/WOKE/Cancel Culture & any upcoming shenanigans? COMEDY might have an answer to that.
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Fouad FARJANI
12/12/20242 min read
I personally blame Hitler, and I'm not even a German descendant.
The guy had a chance and he missed the mark. Just imagine if the Holocaust succeeded, I mean if he managed to kill all the Jews once for all. Then he scaled that up to Holocaust 2.0 and so on.
Believe it or not the LGBTQ+ Community were 5th on his list, after the Jews obviously, the Gypsies (Roma), Russians (Slavs) and "Disabled people" as if people with disabilities have something in common, like a nation/country they all came from.
Imagine if Hitler had succeeded.
Europe would’ve been like a reality show Mormon household, but with way less charm and way more rationing.
If you Google the global male-to-female ratio, it’s 101 men to 100 women — so yeah, there’s always that one dude out there who’s probably picking out throw pillows instead of brides.
Now, if you look at Germany? It’s 97 men to 100 women. Big shift. Suddenly, the 97th guy isn’t just picking a soulmate — he’s running a four-ring circus of wives arguing over whose schnitzel he’ll eat tonight, who gets the cuddle time, and whose turn it is to refill his stein.
This isn’t a homophobic joke, people. It’s basic arithmetic.
That dude’s life would be less "Mormon chill" and more "Muslim sitcom".
So yeah! I blame Adolf Freaking Hitler for that 101st guy. You can’t fault the dude for switching teams!
I mean, he could’ve lived his best life, slept with all 100 women if he wanted to, and gone down as a legendary Casanova.
But nah, he was too bitter, too uptight, too... Hitler.
So instead of fun, he just said, “Screw it,” and worked his way through the 100 other dudes.
Anger issues, man—they'll really mess up your weekend plans.
But hey! I can understand & forgive the 101st guy for whatever actions or revenge plan he came up with.
What doesn't make sense though is the number of angry Jews that actually survived the so called "Holocaust". The numbers are scary!
14.7 million Jewish people out of 16.6 million pre-Holocaust survived, but it wasn’t exactly the same crowd—the Jewish diaspora scattered, rebuilt, and bore the scars of unimaginable loss.
Roughly 45% of the global Jewish population today resides in Israel, but here’s where history gets... messy.
Fast forward, and those who found refuge in the land of Israel seemed to have confused the Palestinian Arabs for their World War 2 oppressors.
Instead of seeking coexistence, they doubled down, turning the region into a decades-long geopolitical powder keg.
So, what happened next? Well, the rest is a rollercoaster called history—with enough conflict and irony to make Voltaire blush.
As for the remaining Arabs? Well, they’re sitting back, watching cautiously, making sure they don’t accidentally mistake the Jews for some other nation to vent their frustrations on—just because they happen to be the nearest target in this endless geopolitical chaos.