About me
Welcome to my chaotic corner of the internet.
My name is Fred (Fouad) Farjani, born in January 4th, it was a Monday in Morocco, and my life has been a series of adventures and relentless questions.
From escaping a city that became a war zone to navigating the noise of four kids, I’ve roamed across the world—USA, Russia, Turkey, France, The Netherlands, and many more—trying to make sense of the inharmoniousness between who I am and where I belong.
I’ve worn many hats in this life, Entrepreneur, Freelancer, Corporate cog, Sales machine, and now, an Avid Writer. Writing has become my therapeutic space—my platform to break the chains of conformity, social expectations, and personal demons.
I was always drawn to simplicity, and like Paulo Coelho once said, "Elegance is achieved when all that is superfluous has been discarded."
That’s the guiding principle behind my words.
Minimalism with impact, accuracy, and nothing short of brutal honesty. The Oyster is too saturated with sugarcoated bullshit, and here, I’m trying to give you something real.
I’m fascinated by life’s absurdities—the constant push and pull between survival and freedom. The noise at home is deafening, yet I crave it.
To all the bosses and coworkers I've survived, Cheers to you.
I'm lazy as F*ck, I hate work—unless I am the product"
—Fouad FARJANI
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I love basketball not because I’m out there trying to dunk, but because I see it like playing drums—rhythmic, chaotic, full of possibilities.
Life is art, and I like to throw myself into it in a way that’s raw and unscripted.
I’ve learned that survival often means finding humor in the darkness. Writing for me is about flipping the script. I’m here to mess with the status quo, provoke thought, and inspire a little rebellion in you.
I write for the misfits, the ones who’ve been told to fit into boxes but have chosen to break out. Maybe you’ll find yourself in these pages; maybe you won’t. But either way, I’m glad you’re here.
If you’ve come for honesty, buckle up. It’s dangerous, messy, and might change how you see the world.
What's life anyway?
"Stay true to yourself; never compromise the real you for the mask you wear at work."
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